Confessions of a Seacat
magicalgirlconfessions:


I really want to see an alt-universe Umineko spinoff with all the witches as magical girls. Even if I have to write it myself.

Submitted by Anon.

magicalgirlconfessions:

I really want to see an alt-universe Umineko spinoff with all the witches as magical girls. Even if I have to write it myself.

Submitted by Anon.

Most of the fandom ignores this. Even recent manga underlines this.

Most of the fandom ignores this. Even recent manga underlines this.

shishibone:

so, story time!
when i was 12 years old i was hit by a car while on the way to school and broke my leg. march 2009. i was fucking obsessed with umineko. it was not long after alliance came out and i had been getting by through reading little translation snippets online. fuck, i even got ran over while listening to the umineko ost *coughinthemiddleofhappinessofmarionettecough* (but that’s not the reason my accident happened. i don’t really want to go into explaining it all either because it was a really terrifying experience for me.)
so once my leg got better my dad bought me a pair of fake black converse without the symbol and stuff. AND THEN MY SISTER OFFERED TO PAINT THE USHIROMIYA FAMILY CREST ON THEM.
so therefore, this.
i’m turning 18 on wednesday and these babies are still lying around. can’t fit them anymore of course…but yeah.

 - Lion's crotch
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nettachanart:

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So Sofie promised me 10 WillLion fanarts if I will compose a song about that “Lion Ushiromiya has a small dick”
So I did.

Lyrics:

Red suit, a beautiful hair
The future Ushiromiya head is there
Mild and polite but full of sass
Speak rudely and he’ll pinch your ass
Confusing all the men and women as one
"Is he a daughter or a beautiful son?!"
Since you can’t see or even touch
Let me speak the truth about his crotch!

Lion Ushiromiya has a small dick
Dating a detective Hobo freak
Lion Ushiromiya has a small dick
There’s no way that he’ll let you peek
Lion Ushiromiya has a small dick
At least he is a dude and not a chick

Small dick, Small dick
Lion Ushiromiya has a small dick

Sorry my accent is shit

"Umineko No Naku Koro Ni Chiru - Spoilers - Becoming a Witch

kuruoshiki-futago:

Please click the pictures~

I’m probably late because the meme has died down this evening, but I spent all day doing these. So here, have some seacats as a reminder of International Bernkastel Apologism Day.

featherineapologist:

erymry:

rosaapologist:

jokes aside i’m so happy right now though because this is the kind of umineko fandom i joined back in august 2k13 i missed it a lot and im just *a single tear*

This is the kind of fandom all fandoms should be.

Stop being serious,…

justuminekothings:



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justuminekothings:

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wtfmanga:

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY! :D

(From: “Umineko no Naku Koro Ni”)

crazedyasu:

after the new unleashed seakitty chapters I’m overly convinced that we should appreciate kanon’s existence more than only seeing him as a mere sidekick or another persona.

He’s basically everything Sayo could have been and yet can’t. He’s not downplaying the circumstances the way Shannon is doing it, therefore I think he might be the closest to Sayo’s feelings and thoughts. He’s facing his fate and silently copes with it as much as possible.
Thus, neglecting him feels a little cruel considering that he might have been the other chance despite of Lion.